![]() Lol - I heard about it from an Army lad :eek. Whenever good pals gather to play FIFA or watch telly, and one fancies teasing the tamarind, a communal ‘spuzzjar’ is produced and handed reverently to him. In my school if someone were to suggest playing it theyd probably have got as far as 'does anyone fancy a game of soggy b.' before someone punched them in the mouth - and rightly so. Rick: ‘God, and round two would take forever.’ Ollie: ‘Ah, but is it technically a biscuit? The last thing you’d want is some smart arse proving it’s a cake. A chocolate coating would certainly help, and perhaps some sort of sweet filling.’ Paul: ‘Is a digestive the best choice? Of biscuit, I mean.’ Ollie: ‘I won – which is to say, I didn’t lose. Another lad produced a biccie from somewhere – a digestive, I seem to recall – and we all just cracked on.’ One of the older chaps got hold of some brandy to liven up an evening of cards. Ollie: ‘Absolutely, it was a very posh school. The foodstuff used on this occasion was an Oreo cookie. Basketball players from Andover High once attended by both Jay Leno and Michael Chiklis were expelled and suspended after a hazing incident involving what the press called ookie cookie. No choke without fire, right? My question is: why would anyone make something like that up?’ One of the few times Soggy Biscuit has definitely happened was in Massachusetts in 2011. Rick: ‘Surely that’s an urban legend, right?’ Last to finish scoffs the biscuit, sour frosting and all. A grand jury was convened to determine whether any of the students should be charged criminally.The nation’s most notorious masturbatory pastime: a circle of panting degenerates loom over a table with a biscuit in the centre in order to ejaculate on the, let’s say, ginger nut. In January 2012, it was reported that two students had been expelled over the incident and a further five were suspended. In November 2011, The Eagle-Tribune reported that police were investigating claims that two Andover High School (Massachusetts) basketball players were hazed by older team members into playing the game. Īccording to the book Law of the Playground, 1,866 men were asked: "How close have you got to the game of soggy biscuit, in which you race to wank onto a cracker?" Of the respondents, 6.2% reportedly admitted to having played the game. Soggy biscuit is associated with homosexuality, even though the game does not require sexual contact the idea and practice of the game is in keeping with the spirit of adolescent sexual exploration associated by many in the UK with public schools or in Australia with private schools. In Australia, it is also known as soggy SAO after the SAO brand of biscuits that are popular there. ![]() The game is reportedly played by adolescents, notably in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Australia. ![]() A group of guys have to cum on the biscuit and the last one to cum on it has to eat it. It's okay Haha now at least I know it's a thing. Dudes done it all like this dude literally lived in korea and taught English to Korean kids, just the type of dude u could listen to for an eternity. I remember freshman year algebra our teacher was on maternity leave, and we had the dopest fucking sub. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cats mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. Me and the lads just played a round of soggy biscuit. Last one to finish has to eat the baked good. 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Additionally, a participant who fails to hit the biscuit when he ejaculates must then eat it. It’s a lovely game where a group of dudes circle jerk around a baked good and nut on it. Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, shoot the cookie, jizzcuit, or cum on a cookie) is a male group masturbation activity in which the participants stand around a biscuit (UK) or cookie (US) masturbating and ejaculating onto it the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.
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